planet of the apes you're a primate planet of the apes you're what i hate this orang-utan is a one man gang a big fat ass baboon planet of the apes you are so wrong planet of the dinks here comes king kong ding dong you're a simian you're the missing link this club's a zoo thanks to you and your gorilla buddies too planet of the apes monkey see monkey do a shot upside the head for you