Ladies and gentlemen, most people record songs about love
Heartbreak, loneliness, being broke, nobody's actually went out and
Recorded a song about real pain, the band and I have just returned
From the general hospital where we caught a man in the right position
We name this song: Constipation Blues

Umm-ummmh, aeoh
Umm-uoomh
Ooh!
Oh!

Uh uh
Aaah
Uoh, aah
Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! Let it go!
I don't believe I can take much more
Let it go
Aah

Got a pain down inside
Won't be denied
Yeah, every time I try
I can't be satisfied
Let it go!

Woah, ummh
Let it, let it go!
Oh!
Waoh!

This pain down inside
Just won't let me be satisfied
Let it go!

Splash! Spshhh!
Feel, ah, I-I feel alright
Yes ah, I'm beginning to feel alright
Splash! Shpsh!

Yeah
I tell ya, everything's gonna be alright
Splash!
Flush

Phew
Phew
Phew
Feel alright