Took my leetle girl a walkin', early in the dawn
And she left a little present on my neighbor's lawn
Pick it up - pick it up
I know he doesn't like it
But I guess it's up to him to pick it up
He called me up screamin' an' singin' the blues
Said our little present ruined his hundred dollar shoes
Scrape it off - scrape it off
I know he doesn't like it
But I guess it's up to him to scrape it off

Well he took me to court in the middle o' the day
The judge said sorry but you gonna have to pay
Cough it up - cough it up
I know I don't like it
But I guess it's up to me to cough it up