She picks out the ones with the biggest heads
Grabs their shaft so tight all her fingers turn red
They all make her feel so good
Some little balls and a giant wood
You should have seen her spank those balls
My sister's a hooker

Uno dos tres quatro!

When she's on the course the girl will never frown
You know she loves a good up and down
There's no ifs, ands or buts
She likes to strike those giant punts
You should have seen her spank those balls
My sister's a hooker

One two three aaa!