This means more to me than you'll ever see
And I'm happier now than you'll ever be
I don't care if I act like I'm still 14
In my travels there's so much I've seen

Your options serve to restrain
My options keep me sane

And as you rot in the office
I'll be sleeping on someone's floor
And as you cash out your options
My band will be having fun on tour

You thought you'd never be like them
Acting like the corporate dead