Forget your girlfriends, boyfriends
anyone important (fuck 'em)
We're looking for that instant fix
Masturbation, infecting the nation
So I'm going out to get laid

Don't cry, don't cry, you'll get some action
Find a new lover at the bottom of a trashcan
Tonight, you might, use some protection
You're gonna like it baby, ready or not

[Chorus]
Look at me, i'm everything that i hate
I'll go, when you leave, so stay with me everyday

We're going downtown, joyride, looking for a quick high
Everybody strip down to your underwear
Am i dreaming am i slowly bleeding yo this,
Ecstasy is not bad

Rewind, rewind, the point has passed us
Just get in line, for the ultimate experience
In time, in time, you'll be just like them
No need for dress codes when you have the money

[Chorus]
Look at me, I'm everything that I hate
I'll go, when you leave, so stay with me everyday

[Bridge]
Why do i convince myself that these photographs,
Are prison cells, my memory are fairytales about you

You got the red states, blue states
Fucking on your first date
Media reports say we're a product of date rape
Left brain, insane, the president needs cocaine
Hilary's upset because obama's well hung

All right, all right, have i gone too far?
Who's listening to the opinions of a rockstar?
Tonight, tonight, we'll ride in my car
I'll take your shirt off while i drive with my knees

[Chorus]
Look at me, I'm everything that I hate
I'll go, when you leave, so stay with me everyday