If I had a sister I might be with her
Out at a bar talking ‘bout a broken heart
If she was married it’d make me happy
I’d be by her side, she’d make a beautiful bride

She’d be my built-in best friend right around my age
She would know how hard it’s been ‘cause we grew up the same way

People would say we look like each other
Got the same brown eyes as our mother
Someone who’s been there before
Caught sneaking in the same back door
Going back home would be a lot better
When our parents fight, we’d just smile
It gets lonely being an only child

If I had a brother a little bit younger
He might act tough every time I fell in love
He would be taller and help with our father
When we got old I wouldn’t have to do it alone

He’d be my built-in best friend right around my age
Know he’d be a gentleman ‘cause we grew up the same way

People would say we look like each other
Got the same brown eyes as our mother
Someone who’s been there before
Caught sneaking in the same back door
Going back home would be a lot better
When our parents fight, we’d just smile
It gets lonely being an only child
It gets lonely being an only child