Here, come inside this merry tent
And ask for pleasure on money spent
You get everything painfully nice
Though mere watching costs twice

Hear those screams behind the cloth
There's a birth of a new person close
Brake through to a blissful life
Welcome! Enjoy some ferocious night

We serve salt for wounds to pulse
We offer blinding pain... no nurse
We give you pleasure beyond belief
We make you a better man to be

Don't you want to love your life
To feel the bliss instead of a knife?
Want to see the greatness of a day
Enjoy music not havoc and dismay?

Here, come inside this merry tent
And ask for pleasure on money spent
You get everything painfully nice
It's guaranteed! No rolling of dice