when the gang sees me coming
they laugh at me so
but there's one thing honey
that the gang don't know
and that's

I can't help it baby
If I gopher you

if you ask for a mountain
I'll bring Mount Everest
if you ask for an ocean
I'll just ? the Atlantic
because

I can't help it baby
If I gopher you

they call me a gopher
because I gopher you
and the little things you say to me
well
but if a gopher gophers what he likes
a gopher I wanna be for you baby

if you ask for a million?
I'll give you a dollar bill
if you don't believe it try me
and see if I will
because

I can't help it baby
If I gopher you