You say either, I say either
You say neither, I say neither
either, either
neither, neither
Let's call the whole thing off

You like potatos, I like potatos
You like tomatos, I like tomatos
Potatos, potatos
tomatos, tomatos
Let's call the whole thing off

And if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And if we ever part
that might breakt my heart

You wear pyjamas, I wear pijamas
I wear pyjams and give up pijamas
And for we know we need each other so
We better call the calling off off
Better call the whole thing off

And if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And if we ever part
that might breakt my heart

If you like oysters, I like ersters
I order oyster and cancel the erster
And for we know we need each other so
We better call the calling off off
Better call the whole thing off