Woah

Eyes up, you've been gone for a fortnight
My love, are you stuck in a fake life?
Can't win, if the prize is to waste your time
Now it's wasting mine

And I know that we're close, but I'm lonely
Make me your only, won't win a trophy
But can it kiss you like this when you hold me?
Missing it lowkey, I'll say it slowly

It's me or the Xbox X
Tell me what you're gonna turn on next
Hope that you pass this test
'Cause if it's not me, then I'm probably gonna run it over
Me or the Xbox X
You don't wanna see my buttons pressed
You better treat me best
'Cause if it's not me, then I'm probably gonna run it over

Let's go
Say you're ready for battle
How fun
Makin love to your console
Good luck
Payin rent by remote control
When you can't reload

And I know that we're close, but I'm lonely
Make me your only, won't win a trophy
But can it kiss you like this when you hold me?
Missing it lowkey, I'll say it slowly

It's me or the Xbox X
Tell me what you're gonna turn on next
Hope that you pass this test
'Cause if it's not me, then I'm probably gonna run it over
Me or the Xbox X
You don't wanna see my buttons pressed
You better treat me best
'Cause if it's not me, then I'm probably gonna run it over

Me or the Xbox X (Probably gonna run it over)
Me or the Xbox X
It's me or the Xbox X