Woah

Eyes up, you've been gone for a fortnight
My love, are you stuck in a fake life?
Can't win, if the prize is to waste your time
Now it's wasting mine

And I know that we're close, but I'm lonely
Make me your only, won't win a trophy
But can it kiss you like this when you hold me?
Missing it lowkey, I'll say it slowly

It's me or Nintendo Switch
Tell me who you wouldn't ever ditch
Might wanna ace this quiz
Cause' if it's not me, then I'm probably gonna run it over
Me or Nintendo Switch
Baby, who is gonna grant your wish?
Pick wrong, and your game might glitch
Cause' if it's not me, then I'm probably gonna run it over

Let's go
Say you're ready for battle
How fun
Makin love to your console
Good luck
Payin rent by remote control
When you can't reload

And I know that we're close, but I'm lonely
Make me your only, won't win a trophy
But can it kiss you like this when you hold me?
Missing it lowkey, I'll say it slowly

It's me or Nintendo Switch
Tell me who you wouldn't ever ditch
Might wanna ace this quiz
Cause' if it's not me, then I'm probably gonna run it over
Me or Nintendo Switch
Baby, who is gonna grant your wish?
Pick wrong, and your game might glitch
Cause' if it's not me, then I'm probably gonna run it over

Me or the Nintendo Switch (Probably gonna run it over)
Me or the Nintendo Switch
It's me or the Nintendo Switch