Thirty comes fast
Kicking at a pile of stones
Waiting for a man to look back
I could smoke

Wouldn’t be a bad idea at all

When it hit me
Thicker than a pile of bricks
My father he was younger than I
And he smoked

Wouldn’t be a bad idea at all

Maybe I should go and get someone pregnant
Put a little pressure on the situation

Wouldn’t be a bad idea at all
As far as bad ideas go
I could smoke

Marry me
So we could go and learn japanese
Watching as our families die
Cause they smoked

Wouldn’t be a bad idea at all

Marry me
So we could have a boy of our own
Watch him as he grows up alone

But if he smokes…