Must be that you want me
So much that you don't have the words
Keep me far from friends and family
Baby, that's just one of your quirks

And if distance makes you fonder
I'm flattered by the distance you seek
Yeah, you know just how to thrill me
Oh, honey, how you kill me

You have such a funny way
Of saying: I love you
Forgetting me more every day
It gets me every time
When I call you, but you're not replying
Oh, I'm sure you're busy 'cause you're trying
To show me I'm the girl you long for every day
You have such a funny way

My sweater from the night we met
How sweet that you're returning it
Oh, what a lovely sentiment
You said: Don't contact me again

And what a strange coincidence
Your grandma died and died again
And I would send condolences
If one of my phone calls would just go through
Kill me in many ways you do, my baby

You have such a funny way
Of saying: I love you
Forgetting me more every day
It gets me every time
When I call you, but you're not replying
Oh, I'm sure you're busy 'cause you're trying
To show me I'm the girl you long for every day
You have such a funny way

It's funny you're out drinking
Funny I'm at home
Funny everybody knows something that I don't
Funny how I do this
Every single time
So funny that I have to laugh
Just so I don't cry
Just so I don't cry

You have such a funny way
Of saying: I love you
You have such a funny way
You have such a funny way