the best looking girls I see
are driving on the freeway
because I can't see how much
they weigh

the best looking girls I see
are driving in a fast car
because I can't tell how really
ornery they are

when I see them on the sidewalk
no they don't talk to me
I only see them driving real fast and it won't last
but it's all that i can do i think i'm falling in love with you

the best looking girls I see are driving in the fast lane
because I don't find out that they're obsessive, psychotic insane
the best looking girls i see,
oh my yes
because I don't have to deal
with their PMS

cause she's got everything that I could ever dream of
and i think she's smiling back my way
she's got everything that I could ever dream of
and she's on the freeway
she's on the freeway
she's on the freeway

the best looking girls I see behind the wheel
because i don't have to pay
their credit card bill
the best looking girls I see
are driving at night
because I don't have to see them
in broad daylight

cause she's got everything that I could ever dream of
and i think she's smiling back my way
she's got everything that I could ever dream of
and she's on the freeway
she's on the freeway
she's on the freeway