Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
Happier than you and me

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

And he
Wore a hat
And he
Had a job
And he
Brought home the bacon
So that no one knew...

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
His friends were unaware

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
Nobody even cared

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

And he
Wore a hat
And he
Had a job
And he
Brought home the bacon
So that no one knew...

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
His friends were unaware

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
Nobody even cared

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
Happier than you and me

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many

And he
Wore a hat
And he
Had a job
And he
Brought home the bacon
So that no one knew…