Um on the iddies
Um on the eyes
Sip from the sippy with your French fried rice
Ain't ever gonna let me leave, will you?
Use all the words you have to be mean
The cuck in the corner to keep the place clean
Ain't ever gonna let me leave, will you? Will you?
Well, you, you ain't ever gonna let me leave

'Cause I'm never gonna rust
My blankets soaked, my headaches gone
So come on Eileen
And I drink too much
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Make me a mop to clean up the scene
The pump is gonna work with the bang gang team
Ain't ever gonna let me leave, will you?
Cam in the corner and tape on the way
There's stuff in the water to keep us all awake
Ain't ever gonna let me leave, will you? Will you?
Well, you, you ain't ever gonna let me leave

'Cause I'm never gonna rust
My blankets soaked, my headaches gone
So come on Eileen
And I drink too much
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And I'm never gonna rust
My blankets soaked, my headaches gone
So come on Eileen
And I drink too much
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Now come down with me