Now that we got you in the family
Get to the picture all right
You fill me up with my identity
Joey, Ramone, and it feels right
Pretending that I'm on a talk show
Traded some bullets for rice
Change up so much I hardly knew you
Crisis averted

You have boarded
You have boarded
You have boarded
You have boarded

Tonight

Just when you thought you were the sunbeam
They kick you out of the light
Have to admit it was the saddest solution
I live only in my mind

You have boarded
You have boarded
You have boarded
You have boarded

Get off the welfare list
Redefined to make it all right
Get off the welfare list
Because it's mine
We'll make it all right
So right

I live only in my mind

You have boarded
You have boarded
You have boarded
You have boarded

You have boarded
You have boarded
You have boarded
You have boarded

Get off the welfare list
On "Who's Line" we'll make it all right