Kick me Hardy.
Without one sweet push from your shine covered boot,
I don't think, I just know I'll be grounded for ever
more over turn me. You can hardly miss me,
I'm the one face down in the mud on the ground.
I'll be stuck here forever, unless you come over and
kick me Hardy.

I'm the best football you have got.
I'll beat the lot. I'll take the cake.
Be masterful, be my hero and believe me Hardy
if it's tough you want, then it's tough you've got.
I mean if this is only a question of toughness,
survive me Hardy, or deflate me straight away.
Beating shit out of me takes the hell out of you.
If I'm nothing without you, then why stick it out?
You can pass me over.
But I'm the only chance you've got.
If you asked me, here's my advice
Use me to go hell for leather and back.

Kick me Handy.
Without one sweet push from your shine covered boot,
I don't think, I just know I'll be grounded for ever
more over turn me. You should just be thankful,
when it comes to the crunch, I'm the best of the bunch.
At the end of the day, you could easily say
that I come in Handy

I'm the best football you have got.
I'll beat the lot. I'll take the cake.
Be masterful, be my hero and believe me Handy
if it's tough you want, then it's tough you've got.
I mean if this is only a question of toughness,
survive me Handy, or deflate me pronto.
Beating shit out of me takes the hell out of you.
If I'm nothing without you, then why stick it out?
You can pass me over.
But I'm the only chance you've got.
If you asked me, here's my advice
Use me to go hell for leather and back.