We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel Nigel just needs this helping hand
And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work We're only making plans for Nigel
He has his future in a British steel
We're only making plans for Nigel Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed
And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work Nigel is not outspoken
But he likes to speak
And loves to be spoken to
Nigel is happy in his work
We're only making plans for Nigel(B-Side of the single "Old before I die")