I just want to dress like batman
jump from my closet to the floor
just want to dress like batman
jump from my closet to the floor, yeah
my wife she think I'm crazy
when she come walkin' through the door, yeah
and here she come

I like to wear my raincoat
even on a sunny day
I like to wear my raincoat
even on a sunny day
you never know when its gonna be rainin' here
I prepare myself this way

I like to take my fishin' pole
and walk down the main street
I like to take my fishin' pole, yes I do
and walk down the main street
well I'd walk into this restaurant, peoples
but my fishin' pole cant eat, oh lord have mercy