I'm so sorry, negativland
Here's to all the times we could have had
Somebody's givin' me a whole lotta money and i'm doin' what i know you would too
I'd pull my britches down for you
Oh, negativland

I'm so sorry, little missed day
Here's to all the plans we made just today
I'm up to the bottom of my world; what i'm doin' is i'm looking for an attitude
I'd pull my britches down for you
Oh, negativland