All the land�s been bought
By some folks from LA
Condos going on
Each and every day
I wish they�d all go home
Go back to from where they came
Californians leavin� would really make my day

They don�t know how to drive
Especially in the rain
Well I flipped this guy the bird
Just the other day
You know he pulled up by my side
And aimed his gun my way
Californians leavin� would really made my day

All they say is �dude�
They think that sushi�s okay
You know that Emmett Watson�s right
We should send them away
Make them go away
Oregon is nice
Now there�s place they could stay
Californians leavin� would really make my day