I know it's a dirty habit
but I like to fuck nuns
slip her a length
and pork her til she cums
those hessian knickers
are a sight to be seen
jesus fucking christ
nuns are fucking obscene!

Given half a chance I'd fuck a nun,
given half a chance, fuck her up the bum,
given half a chance, I'd fuck a nun,
she's so dirty - oi!

Plunging her beaver
to a photo of the pope
even her crucifix
offers NO hope
a six-pack of beer
and a fit full of smack
with her greased up fist
up the vicars arse crack!