I used to love her,
but i had to kill her
I used to love her,
but i had to kill her

I had to put her, six feet under
and I can still hear her complain

She bitched so much,
she drove me nuts
And now we're happier this way, yeaah

I knew I'd miss her,
So I had to keep her
She's buried right in my backyard
That's right folkies
She's buried right in my backyaaard!

Olê!!