Little girl had a love affair
Liked a boy with long, long hair
Daddy came with a gun
Said the evening's done

Ride, ride the rhino
Ride, ride the rhino

Little sister in leather and lace
Took a boy home too her place
Big brother came with a baseball bat
Party ended just like that
Just like that

Ride, ride the rhino
Ride, ride the rhino

Ride it hard, ride it fast
Ride it slow, make it last
Ride, ride the rhino
Ride the rhino