You're seventeen,
Evil and mean,
Comfy and cozy,
Nowhere seen,
You can't deny,
The loser inside,
All of your bad tastes won't subside,

You're outta sight,
You keep me up at night,
You dress funny,
Strapless and skintight,
You're out of sight,
You keep me up at night,
You make me crazy,
You wear it out of spite,
Ban the tube top tonight!

You're magical,
Mystery girl,
tank-top
You don't stop rockin' my world,
You give high fives,
To all the guys,
You let me know that I'm alive,

You're outta sight,
You keep me up at night,
You dress funny,
Strapless and skintight,
You're out of sight,
You keep me up at night,
You make me crazy,
You wear it out of spite,
Ban the tube top,

There's a party that we're not invited to,
But I don't care,
Because I hate everyone in school,
I ignore all the girls but you,

Beautiful girl,
Ugly shirt,
You are a fashion red alert,
But I can't resist,
You've never been kissed,
I've never been in love like this,

You're outta sight,
You keep me up at night,
You dress funny,
Strapless and skintight,
You're out of sight,
You keep me up at night,
You make me crazy,
You wear it out of spite,

You're outta sight,
You keep me up at night,
You dress funny,
Strapless and skintight,
You're out of sight,
You keep me up at night,
You make me crazy,
You wear it out of spite,
Ban the tube top,
Ban the tube top,
Ban the tube top tonight,
Tonight, oh yeah, woo!