You know I'm cool when all the guys wanna be my friend
And every little girl here, they all wanna hold my hand
But I stole all of my songs
I'm probably gonna get sued
That's all right, as long as I get screwed. Yea, yea, yea
And maybe you'll come and see us when we get real big
Maybe you'll see us if we ever get another gig
Cause there's so many fish in the sea
And they all look like me
I'm just a little tiny fish
That's all I'll ever be