Don't you dare put a quarter in the jukebox
If you don't intend to play a country song
When you punch those buttons just make sure it's merle or moe or willie
Someone that I can cry with all night long

It's not that I don't like the jazz on bourbon street
And it's not that I don't care for rock and roll
But tonight I'm in the mood for country music
Just a heart breaking three chord country song

No other kind of music tells a story
Like lonesome 77203
And the keys in the mailbox paints a picture in my mind
Cause I keep hoping she'll come back to me