I don't wanna be no Catholic boy
I just wanna have some fun
I don't wanna be no Catholic boy
And get beat by the nuns

I don't wanna kneel, I don't wanna feel
Guilty supression
I wanna beat my meat right in the street
Dominus vobiscum

The kids are passing out in the pew
I'm looking for a hanging jew
Don't wanna be no fool
Go to no procial school

I don't wanna be no Catholic boy
I just wanna live in sin
I don't wanna be no Catholic boy
I don't wanna have to say amen
(I just can't seem to get into the habit)