Honto ni anta tte Mattaku anta tte
Tonikaku anta tte Baka ne, baka baka
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba

Doo yuu tsumori na no Dattara nan na no
Eei! Uttoshii Baka ne, baka baka
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba

Sangatsu mikka wa hinamatsuri Gogatsu itsuka wa kodomo no hi
Otoko ka onna ka hakkiri shinasai Suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
Anta ippen shinde koi!

Ue kara yonde mo bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
Shita kara yonde mo bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba

Urusai no yo anta tte Narenareshii anta tte
Nani yo! Haji-shirazu Baka ne, baka baka
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba

Sangatsu mikka wa hinamatsuri Akari wo tsukemasho bonbori ni
Otoko ka onna ka hakkiri shinasai Suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
Anna hentai o-kotowari!

Migi kara yonde mo bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
Hidari kara yonde mo bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba

Yasashii, ii ko ni kon'ya mo narenai kedo
Datte, panku na no!

Sangatsu mikka wa hinamatsuri Hachigatsu youka wa Fuji Terebi
Otoko ka onna ka hakkiri shinasai Suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
Warukatta wa ne bukiyou de!
Yoko kara yonde mo bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
Tate kara yonde mo bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba