Well I'm going down to Doomsville baby
And I'm taking you along with me
Well I'm going down to Doomsville baby
And I'm taking you along with me
Well I'm going down and I'm taking
A little piece of everybody I know along with me

Well I'm going down to Doomsville mama
It's the City of Broken Hearts
Where any boy can grow up to be President
Of an entire nation of broken hearts
The representative from the sate of Misery
The dogcatcher from the lower parts of beautiful downtown Doomsville baby

Hitchhike

Well I'm going down to Doomsville honey
I've got my reservation at Headache Hotel
Where the bellhop is a drunk and the deskclerk's got some junk
He wants to sell
It's a TV with a bullethole
It's autographed
Yeah

Hitchhike

Well I'm going down to Doomsville baby
Wave bye-bye
Well I'm going down to Doomsville baby
Wave bye-bye
Well you don't have to go no
Only the sparkle from your eye

Doomsville here I come