Moved into a new house yesterday
Nightfall came in a creepy way
I heard a glass break and some movement in the hall
Walked out of my room, couldn't believe what I saw

It's a ghost snake! A ghost snake!
A snake that's a ghost! A ghost that's a snake!
Most snakes aren't ghost snakes
But this one is, it's a motherfuckin' ghost snake!

What? What? What is that?
Be scared of me, the ghost snake insisted
I'm the most awesome creature that has ever existed
Scales made of ectoplasm, fangs made of screams
And my venom is made of broken dreams
I'm a ghost snake! A ghost snake!
A snake that's a ghost! A ghost that's a snake!
Most snakes aren't ghost snakes
But I am, I'm a motherfuckin' ghost snake!

Hisssss! Boo! Hissssss! Boo!
Hissssss! Boo! Hissssss! Boo!
Hiss! Boo! Hiss! Boo! Hiss! Boo! Hiss! Boo!
Hiss! Boo! Hiss! Boo! Hiss! Boo! Hiss!

It's a ghost snake! A ghost snake!
A snake that's a ghost! A ghost that's a snake!
Most snakes aren't ghost snakes
But I am, it's a motherfuckin' ghost snake!