Damn all these motherfuckers are here
Can you believe this shit?
All these motherfuckers claimin' to be R. Kelly
What they don't know is I'm R. Kelly
Look at that motherfucker over there
He ain't even got a gold teeth
What the fuck is he tryna pull
I don't know
(I'm R. Kelly, I'm R. Kelly)

Okay now will the real R. Kelly please stand up

That's what I'm talkin' bout
Nigga you ain't no R. Kelly