I've been dreaming of this moment
Every night throughout the year
Now I'm happy and I know it
'Cause the season's finally here
But there's a ton of preparations
That we all gotta get done
So gather up the decorations
And get ready to have some fun
Pink and yellow, red and green
Orange and purple and aquamarine
Painting a rainbow with pencil and lights
Is better together, so let's do it right

Making it perfect is easier than it sounds
Time for teamwork, everyone gather around
It's a race to put a smile in each face
So let's spread the magic all over the place
Lollipops, gumdrops and loads of candy canes
Twinkling toy shops and other dandy things
The bells are ringing, everyone's singing
A tune that fills the room with holiday swinging
It's on its way, so put your head in the game
And we'll make The Perfect Christmas just to you

Heya Rudie, how's your duties?
It's hard to wrap gifts with hooves
It's okay, how's ginger's baking?
They're cute, but they don't taste that good
Well, surely coal must have hit her goal
(You gave a job to the rock?)
Now don't get it twisted, I'm glad for your assistance
Go take a well-earned break and I'll do my best to fix this
Trust me
Okay, just let us know if you need anything
(Okay)

What was I thinking?
I can't fix this Christmas quick enough
All this stuff is just too much for one little toon
No one else can help me move along
They do it wrong, it takes too long for me to redo
Guess it's time for multitasking
A Perfect Christmas is all I'm asking
I've done it before, I'll do it again
They will adore it, It's Christmas when I wrap the presents
Make all the treats, decorate everything and cook up a feast
And finally put the star on top of the tree
(Woah, woah, woah)

Everything's perfect, it's blurry, but I'm proud
It's like a commercial, everyone's gathering around
But there's no trace of smiles on their faces
They're staring with looks I can't place
It's strange, a change has left my head in such pain
My ears are ringing, the lights are beaming
The air is stinging, something's seeming off
They're not singing, I think they're screaming?

My head's cracked and the ichor's dripping down
But I can't let that eyesore get me down
It's time to host, so I'll put on a smile
Carve the Christmas roast and make it all worth the while
The table's empty, I think they want to play
Hide and seek, tag or some other festive games
So I'll do my part to get this party started
Ready or not, I'm searching far and near
So, in case you forgot your Christmas cheer, I'll find you
Remind you that the time is here
For the bestest, festive, party, of the year

3, 2, 1, ready or not, here I come