You're an idiot
You embody every bit of it
Even set a new precedent
Empirical

Concrete evidence
Minimal due diligence
We've concluded what is obvious
You're a bunghole

Concrete evidence
Minimal due diligence
We've concluded what is obvious
Bloody drongo

Your voice induces migraines
Your presence party poops the entire room

You're an idiot and a bunghole
Ooh, you are
Ooh, God damn
Ooh, you are
Ooh, God damn idiot
Your nature is pugnacious
Your nature is pugnacious
Your temperament, deplorable
So mucous-like, it leaves a residue

You're an idiot
God damn idiot
You embody every bit of it

You feel like a wet mudslide
Obnoxious gear in overdrive
A walking, talking skid mark prat
A muppet and a twit and twat
That's you