Fuse is burning down boom is comin' soon
Just as soon as I am done w all of my manscaping
Tellin' you what I'm about I'm one tough man-tasticle
Nothing you are gonna do about it best get running

Pomp and posturing
Ostentatious
I'll fluff and puff and
Chuffed, I'll huff and fluff and puff and blow your dignity down

Mani pedi' ending soon, then so will you I'm coming
Can you smell what I'm spraying round? Ain't no Pinaud clubman
Showing you what I'm about one in ten manzilian
Nothing you are gonna do about it 'cept be running

Pomp and posturing
Ostentatious
I'll fluff and puff and
Chuffed I'll huff and fluff and puff and blow your dignity down

Pomp and posturing
Ostentatious
I'll fluff and puff and
Fluff and puff and blow your dignity down