I got myself a brand new tube amplifier
It's large and lovely to behold
La, La, La, La, La
I got myself a new tube amplifier
Now I'm gonna blow a big one

I got myself a little tube amplifier
It's large and lovely and it smells just like a dream
I got myself a tube amplifier
Now I'm gonna blow a big one

I got myself a brand new big bertha driver
Gonna take it to the range (take it to the range)
I got myself a new big bertha driver
Now I'm gonna hit a big one

I got myself a brand new cymbal supplier
They're really good they're Sabian
They're great they're Sabian
I got myself a new cymbal supplier
Now I'm gonna crash
Now I'm gonna hit
Now I'm gonna blow a big one