I think that I have received
Power from a nameless seed
Fertile and deep
To look at the sad I keep

Kills me like my cigarettes
How pure and deeply upset
My momma gets

Well I'm idiot offspring
Here is my sad offering
And though I'll never know how to sing
I promise to stay glittery

Jesus holds the universe
Inside his wife's fancy purse
It must of been a deal
Yea surley a godly steal

Hark! A golden turnip lays
And I have too fancy a taste
Just put me in place
And wipe the delusion off my face

And I know it's insane to complain
Have you seen the front page
Of the times today
It is pornography at its most godly
It is murdering, it is flirting,
With the worlds idiot offspring