(Somebody...) somebody gonna have to kill,
(Somebody...) somebody gonna pop some pills,
(Somebody...) somebody gonna choke on puke tonight.

(Somebody...) somebody's blowin' all their cash,
(Somebody...) spreadin' out their mom and daddy's' ash,
(Somebody...) somebody's chokin' on a cap tonight.

Remember that awful feeling,
First time you got caught steeling.
That stuff was yours, it felt so right.

Everything I touch and see,
That shit belongs to me.
Everything that's on this planet,
You know that I'm gonna have it.
Takin' way more than I fuckin' need,
Takin' everything for me.

(Somebody...) somebody's gonna lose an eye,
(Somebody...) somebody gonna have to die.
(Somebody...) somebody's gonna set themself on fire.

(Somebody...) somebody's doin' way too much,
(Somebody...) somebody gettin' all cut up,
(Somebody...) somebody's gettin' gerbil stuffed tonight.

Remember that awful feeling,
First time you got caught dealin'.
That stuff was yours, it felt so right.

Everything I touch and see,
That shit belongs to me.
Everything that's on this planet,
You know that I'm gonna have it.
Takin' way more than I fuckin' need,
Takin' everything for me.

(Somebody...)
(Somebody...)
(Somebody...)

(Somebody...)
(Somebody...)
(Somebody...)

Remember that awful feeling,
First time you got caught dealin'.
That stuff was yours, it felt so right.

Everything I touch and see,
That shit belongs to me.
Everything that's on this planet,
You know that I'm gonna have it.
Takin' way more than I fuckin' need,
Takin' everything for me.

(Somebody...)