I mean, it's like your hair was genetically engineered to ensnare those giant fruit bats
And you like that about me?

It's certainly interesting
But it's not what I like about you
And what then?
Well, let me put it on a song

All throughout history men fall in love with women
You wanna know why, well, let's start from the beginning
I've come to set the record straight
I've come to set the record straight

From scientific propagation of the species
To poets and philosophers
Your Baudelaires and Nietzsches
I've come to set the record straight
I've come to set the record straight

But if you're asking for specifics
Well this isn't hieroglyphics
If you want to know sincerely
Listen up, I'll tell you clearly

What I like about you is

So
You were saying?
Oh, yeah

I've come to set the record straight
I've come to set the record straight
I see you still don't get it
But you really shouldn't sweat it
I'll say it one more time with feeling
Here's the reason you're appealing

What I like about you is-
What I like about you is-
What I like about you is-