Love was once a crazy dream,
Now it's my new evil scheme.
And I'm as happy as can be,

It's the age old story
How an evil boy meets an evil girl.
We've got a love strong enough to rule the whole wide world!
We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff.
I found my other half, yes!
I've got an evil love!
(La la, la la la la)

When our robot armies march
to the beating of our hearts,
I'm as happy as can be!

It's the age old story:
How an evil boy meets an evil girl.
We've got a love strong enough to rule the whole wide world!
We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff.
You can't foil a plan that's built upon evil love!

Ooh-hoo!
Evil love!