Dear Recently Distressed,
I am sorry to inform you that I lost your kid's address
You see my wings are on the fritz,
I can't even get up off the ground
I'm really sorry for this mess
'cause it all came crashing down

Can I remember?
Someone please tell me how to do my job
or I'm out of work
Speaking frankly you'll be out of luck

Dear Recently Distressed,
I am sorry to inform you that I caused so much unrest
You see my wings are on the fritz
I can't even get up off the ground
I'm really sorry for this mess
'cause it all came crashing down