People don't get enough, in the suburb (in the suburb)
People talk but they don't do it in the city (in the city)
People don't get drunk, for nothing in the countryside
Everybody needs a reason to feel pretty

Scintillate like Picasso
(Scintillate like Picasso)
Mutilate me like Van Gogh
(Mutilate me like Van Gogh)
Don't forget to laminate
(Don't forget to laminate)
High gloss always fascinates
(High gloss always fascinates)

Some people like it standing
Some people like it upside down
Baby you're so demanding
You make me want to scream and shout
You can do it while you listen to the stereo (stereo)
You can do it in a group or you can do it solo (solo)
If you want you can be a spectator
C'mon and nail me to the wall, be my curator (my curator)

Scintillate like Picasso
(Scintillate like Picasso)
Mutilate me like Van Gogh
(Mutilate me like Van Gogh)
Don't forget to laminate
(Don't forget to laminate)
High gloss always fascinates
(High gloss always fascinates)

Some people like it standing
Some people like it upside down
Baby you're so demanding
You make me want to scream and shout
We are the artist
I am the art
(We are the artists, you are the art)