I'm an artist, honey, you'll see me sometimes
making crazy pictures out of music and rhymes
Costume changes performed with poise
Dancing in formation with a couple of boys
I take them on the road with my reel-to-reels
I'm an artist, honey
You know how that feels?

It's the greatest show with the best effects
since Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes
It's all about wonder, the power to be
like thunder expressing electricity

Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes
Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes

Call it performance, call it art
I call it disaster if the tapes don't start
I've put all my life into live lip-sync
I'm an artist, honey
You gonna get me a drink?

It's the greatest show with the best effects
since Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes
It's all about wonder, the power to be
like thunder expressing electricity

Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes
Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes