Someone could write my stupid songs
While I was drinking my champagne
In my jacuzzi, in my crib
Someone could sing my stupid songs
While I was getting high on drugs
And smashing up my hotel room

I wanna be famous to get attention all the time
I wanna get rich to buy a lot of stupid crap
I wanna have groupies to guarantee that I'm a man
I wanna be mainstream, give me your money!

Someone could book my stupid show
When I was screwing a plastic doll
To make sure that it's not queer
Someone could build my stupid stage
While I was snorting another line
And flying high in my private jet