I wear out your sweaters
And steal all your chargers
Sorry, sorry
And I take you for granted
And the critique is endless
Guilty, guilty

But I look to my right
You at my side
Loyal as honesty, and
I look to my left
Steadfast as ever
You are my every day

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

I, I interrupt you
And I know how that irks you
I know, I know
But I, I am magnificent
With you at the
Root of it
Thank you, thank you

But I look to my right
You at my side
Loyal as honesty, and
I look to my left
You've never left
You are my every day

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday