Well, I was talking last night
Magneto and Titanium Man
We were talking about you, babe
They said
You were involved in a robbery
That was due to happen at a quarter to three
In the main street

I didn't believe them (I didn't believe them)
Magneto and Titanium Man
But when the Crimson Dynamo finally assured me, well, I knew

You were involved in a robbery
That was due to happen at a quarter to three
In the main street

So we went out
Magneto and Titanium Man
And the Crimson Dynamo came along for the ride

We went to town with the livery
And we swung all over that long, tall bank
In the main street

Well, there she were and to my despair
She's a five-star criminal breaking the code
Du-to-ru, du-to-ru, du-to-ru, ru-ru-ru-ru-ru

Magneto said: Now the time has come
To gather our forces and run!
Oh, no (oh, no), this can't be so

And then it occurred to me, you couldn't be bad
Magneto was mad, Titanium too
And the Crimson Dynamo just couldn't cut it no more
You were the law

We went to town with the livery
And we swung all over that long, tall bank
In the main street
You know the one I mean?

Well, there she were and to my despair
She's a five-star criminal breaking the code
Du-to-ru, du-to-ru, du-to-ru, ru-ru-ru-ru-ru

Magneto said: Now the time has come
To gather our forces and run!
Oh, no (oh, no), this can't be so

And then it occurred to me, you couldn't be bad
Magneto was mad, Titanium too
And the Crimson Dynamo, well, they just couldn't cut it no more
You were the law