There were three laughing girls
That were insanely dressed
With masks on their faces
And bosoms quite bleseed
They were laughing at you
They were laughing at me
They laughed each other
As they sailed out to the sea

The girl with on the left was respectfully known
As one who could bring down a king from his throne
In fact she had recently done so in Spain
Now she'll sailed across the water to do it again

The girl in the middle never took off her hats
Except for a man with a posh London flat
The gentlemen loved her for her pretty head
While she took the loot and hid under his bed

When the last woman laughed in a secretive way
She had met with a man and a king yesterday
The man had paid handsomely to find their lost girls
And to bring them to justice in the civilized world

She called up the man of the ship's telephone
I’ve found them at last, they’re escaping to Rome
Except that this voyage was going to France
With three laughing girls and their fee in advance