I can't play 'cause I need a reason
No one here that I aim to pleasin'
There's a joint next door and I hate to barge in
But I play better with girls watchin'
Hey, hey, hey, hey
That's why I play

So why don't you come?
Why don't you come?
Why don't you come with me?
I'm generally doing it every day
I can play, I can sing
I can do anything you want to see
So why don't you come?
Why don't you come?
Why don't you come down with me?

Glad you came down, I'll thank you mister
I'll thank you more if you bring your sister
Nothing on her that needs enlargin'
And I play better with girls watchin'
Hey, hey, hey, hey
That's why I play

So why don't you come?
Why don't you come?
Why don't you come with me?
I'm generally doing it every day
I can play, I can sing
I can do anything you want to see
So why don't you come?
Why don't you come?
Why don't you come down with me?

Thank you people for all your patience
While the crowd filled up with some inspirations
Now it's time to go so, please, leave with caution
'Cause we're all half drunk from those girls watchin'
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Little girl, won't you stay?
Hey, hey, hey, hey
See you next Saturday

So why don't you come?
Why don't you come?
Why don't you come with me?
I'm generally doing it every day
I can play, I can sing
I can do anything you want to see
So why don't you come?
Why don't you come?
Why don't you come down with me?